Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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