I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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