I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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