he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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