I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
