theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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