jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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