I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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