walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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