It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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