she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
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