shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
