I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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