Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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