basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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