Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am available for nakedness
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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