You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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