spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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