Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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