i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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