Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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