I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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