I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I am one with the molecules
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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