Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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