now i know why i became what i already was.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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