going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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