you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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