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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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