problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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