You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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