So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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