I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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