they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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