Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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