Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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