Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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