Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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