there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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