i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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