I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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