What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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