Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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