my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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