But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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