If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Less talking, more tequila
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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