what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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