just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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