there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Randomize
