i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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