i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
