OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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